Mexico agrees to pay for wall
After little debate between newly instated President Donald Trump and Mexican President Enrique Peña Nieto, it has been decided. Mexico will pay for the wall.
During Trump’s run for presidency he pledged, “I will build a great wall, and nobody builds walls better than me, believe me, and I’ll build them very inexpensively. I will build a great, great wall on our southern border. And I will have Mexico pay for that wall.”
At first American’s were skeptical about Trump’s plan. How could we force Mexico to pay for the wall? But, at last, Trump came forward with the ultimate solution. He said, “You tell them. ‘You are going to pay for it.’” Voila!
After receiving Trump’s ultimate demand, Nieto immediately submitted to the request.
“Why did I agree to pay for the wall, you might ask?” said Nieto. “Well, for a few reasons. The first, because Trump said so. And what Trump says, I will always do.”
Nieto continued on, chronicling his desire to keep the majority of Mexicans — drug dealers, criminals, and rapists — out of the beloved and pure United States of America.
But, don’t be fooled. Trump LOVES Mexicans. “I love the Mexican people; I respect the Mexican leaders,” said Trump. “We’re going to do a wall; we’re going to have a big, fat beautiful door on the wall; we’re going to have people come in, but they’re going to come in legally.”